
One of your lucky
butts is going to win
a big-time Grand
Prize:
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Airfare for two to The O.C. (Your know...
Orange County, where the "real" housewives live.)
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Two nights and three days in an
unbelievable private, gated resort-area vacation home with a master suite
bigger than some people's whole house
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A book-readin', wine-drinkin', and
personal story-swappin' good time with Crazy Aunt Purl herself (a/k/a to her
daddy as Laurie Perry)
If you don't win the Grand Prize,
that will suck.
But you might
might still could win
another cool prize:
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Cheetos Lover's Gift Box, autographed by
the author
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Your very own copy of
"Drunk, Divorced, and Covered in Cat Hair" autographed by the author AND her
3 cats
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The Drown-Your-Sorrows Wine Basket
Consolation Prize
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Your choice of one of eleventy-three nearly identical scarves knitted by
Laurie when she was at her most insomniatically crazy (scarves NOT covered
in cat hair... hopefully)
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Laurie
Perry (a/k/a Crazy Aunt Purl) hopes nobody registers for this contest
so she
can keep the Grand Prize for herself.
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arrow above to
find out more about
this kick-butt contest.
   
You are guaranteed to not win if you don't enter.
What kind of sorry choice would that be?
Choose life.
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to enter.
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increase if you make a purchase of any kind.
Really. Swear.
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